the YONI-VERSE

"Incredible Tumblr"
- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"I love my sites, But "Yoni-Verse" is my fave!"
- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America

"When I read his site, I start to orgasm. hotatatat!"
- Maya Angelou, Poet
Sun May 19
“Don’t worry, I’m not armed”

“Don’t worry, I’m not armed”

Fri May 17
terrysdiary: The Rolling Stones at my studio #2 “alllright, great. thank you so much guys………guys……..you can go now……hey!………….oh.my.god..”

terrysdiary:

The Rolling Stones at my studio #2

“alllright, great. thank you so much guys………guys……..you can go now……hey!………….oh.my.god..”

Thu May 16

well….its come to this….

There is a german teenage rapper who has the same name as me.

also, the song is called “Flut”, which is the most german teenage rap song name in the history of german teenage rap.

Wed May 15

gilmoregurlz:

miketrapp:

Posting this video everywhere until everyone watches it.

oh wow.

it’s true, the thing we wanted most in the world is true.

Dogs understand english and have emotions!

Mon May 13
“just kidding….fuck you”

“just kidding….fuck you”

(Source: , via risingtensions)

Sun May 12
Gotta respect the #moms. @nililotan

Gotta respect the #moms. @nililotan

Sat May 11

samreich:

David Foster Wallace: This Is Water

(Thanks for sharing, Amir.)

great!

(via heyelaine)

holymaurymotherofgod: [m] Nobody…calls me chicAAAAAAAAHHHHGODDNOOOOOOOOO

holymaurymotherofgod:

[m]

Nobody…calls me chicAAAAAAAAHHHHGODDNOOOOOOOOO

Fri May 10
In 2010, I shot my thesis and screened it once. 3 years later of fine tuneing and it’s just about done! I am screening it for the first time since tonight at @paulbriganti’s birthday film festival at videology. 9:00. Come by! Poster by @danielspenser

In 2010, I shot my thesis and screened it once. 3 years later of fine tuneing and it’s just about done! I am screening it for the first time since tonight at @paulbriganti’s birthday film festival at videology. 9:00. Come by! Poster by @danielspenser

Thu May 9
While charging my phone at the airport, I noticed someone to the left of me. I turned around and there was this women with the physicality of someone in “full conversation mode” but dead asleep. I did what anyone would do and took a photo.

While charging my phone at the airport, I noticed someone to the left of me. I turned around and there was this women with the physicality of someone in “full conversation mode” but dead asleep. I did what anyone would do and took a photo.