the YONI-VERSE

"Incredible Tumblr"
- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"I love my sites, But "Yoni-Verse" is my fave!"
- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America

"When I read his site, I start to orgasm. hotatatat!"
- Maya Angelou, Poet
Wed Oct 8
Tonight is the LAST “License To Chill” (at least for awhile). Come to the UCB west theatre (307 w.26th street) at 8:00 pm. Come for the magic…stay for even more magic.

Tonight is the LAST “License To Chill” (at least for awhile). Come to the UCB west theatre (307 w.26th street) at 8:00 pm. Come for the magic…stay for even more magic.

Tue Sep 16
This actor just realized that you know what he’s been in but have no clue what his name is.

This actor just realized that you know what he’s been in but have no clue what his name is.

Mon Sep 15
ruinedchildhood:

never forget.

ruinedchildhood:

never forget.

(Source: shoutboxxin, via patrickcotnoir)

Tue Sep 9
Looks like someone had one too many “blue pills”. #aintnopartylikeazioncaveparty

Looks like someone had one too many “blue pills”. #aintnopartylikeazioncaveparty

Mon Sep 8

"TALKIN TENNIS GRUNTS"

My new IN-depth report about a controversial subject!

Hope you enjoy!

Wed Sep 3
If my phone was hacked.

If my phone was hacked.

Tue Aug 12
"Yup! This photo is perfect! This is exactly how I want to promote the company that I have dedicated my life too."

"Yup! This photo is perfect! This is exactly how I want to promote the company that I have dedicated my life too."

Mon Aug 11
"Well well well, Detective. You found me….wish I can say the same for the remaining bodies."

"Well well well, Detective. You found me….wish I can say the same for the remaining bodies."

Wed Aug 6
Tue Aug 5
Tested the outer limits for today’s #projectstarbutts by calling myself “Minge”. I was unscathed.

Tested the outer limits for today’s #projectstarbutts by calling myself “Minge”. I was unscathed.