- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
"I love my sites, But "Yoni-Verse" is my fave!"
- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America
"When I read his site, I start to orgasm. hotatatat!"
- Maya Angelou, Poet
I’ve become one of them. Go to Astoriafederal.com and play “find the yoni”. Or open a savings account.
"Oh nice, they have OLAY’s jojoba extract + luscious orchid body wash!" - a human in the 21st century
YONI TIME presents:
My trailer review for “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug”
NEW YONI TIME! check. it. out.
the first moment i knew the internet held greatness
Til this day, I can’t believe “Trapped in the Closet” is real. Like it actually exists.
The “Industry” in a nutshell.
"Honey, did you buy these flowers from that machine in the Las Vegas airport." "…………………no."
Met my comedy idol today on the #rgsn show
Guys! Go to reddit.com between the hours of 12pm - 8am to see @caseyjost @lisakleinman @thesheertruth @nattubnos @karmacake @drfantasty and me make JOKES! #rgsn
"Denise’s new boyfriend is…..interesting."
True Story: I was depositing checks when one of them slipped out of my hand, flew around and fell right into THIS SMALL CREVICE. That’s right. That tiny space in between two pieces of metal.