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- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"I love my sites, But "Yoni-Verse" is my fave!"
- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America

"When I read his site, I start to orgasm. hotatatat!"
- Maya Angelou, Poet
Wed Apr 9
Today is the PREMIER of “License To Chill“‘s Run at the UCB Theatre. Come and Experience the “Magic”. http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/31669

Today is the PREMIER of “License To Chill“‘s Run at the UCB Theatre. Come and Experience the “Magic”. http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/31669

Tue Apr 8
By far the WORST bathroom swastika I have ever seen….Step up your game, people who are still nazis!

By far the WORST bathroom swastika I have ever seen….Step up your game, people who are still nazis!

gilmoregurlz:

the show is thursday! come!

This show is super funny and a great experience. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

gilmoregurlz:

the show is thursday! come!

This show is super funny and a great experience. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

Mon Apr 7
As expected, people are outraged about the controversial decision to have “Cinderella” on Broadway.

As expected, people are outraged about the controversial decision to have “Cinderella” on Broadway.

Fri Apr 4
Today in my life, I rang the opening bell at the NYSE dressed up as a giant pizza for GRUB HUB inc. very happy that’s a real sentence I can say now.

Today in my life, I rang the opening bell at the NYSE dressed up as a giant pizza for GRUB HUB inc. very happy that’s a real sentence I can say now.

Sat Mar 29
This picture is a Tom Waits song

This picture is a Tom Waits song

Thu Mar 27
There’s an app called “How to French kiss your boyfriend” and it costs $1.99. I’d write a joke caption but that basic information will suffice.

There’s an app called “How to French kiss your boyfriend” and it costs $1.99. I’d write a joke caption but that basic information will suffice.

Wed Mar 26
I should of done a background check before hiring this carpenter on Craigslist.

I should of done a background check before hiring this carpenter on Craigslist.

Mon Mar 24
COMING APRIL 9th and APRIL 23rd
8:00 PM
ONLY….at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.
Make Your Reservation Here: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/31669

COMING APRIL 9th and APRIL 23rd

8:00 PM

ONLY….at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.

Make Your Reservation Here: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/31669

Sat Mar 15
"Seriously…do you smell that? It smells like all my skin was ripped off and my insides are rotting" "Funny, look Gary, you’re not supposed to enjoy Hell."

"Seriously…do you smell that? It smells like all my skin was ripped off and my insides are rotting" "Funny, look Gary, you’re not supposed to enjoy Hell."