Here in the YONI-VERSE

"Incredible Tumblr"
- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"I love my sites, But "Yoni-Verse" is my fave!"
- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America

"When I read his site, I start to orgasm. hotatatat!"
- Maya Angelou, Poet
Wed Dec 9
mbyhoff: Some jerk said silence is golden. That jerk was onto something. gawker.tv very funny gawker.tv post. Check it out

mbyhoff:

Some jerk said silence is golden. That jerk was onto something.

gawker.tv

very funny gawker.tv post. Check it out

mehalicka: swisserswatter: (via redsuspenders) I knew that kid in band was going to be god someday

mehalicka:

swisserswatter:

(via redsuspenders)

I knew that kid in band was going to be god someday

New P.T. Anderson film announced...

mattedits:

confabulationnation:

“I would like to say that I am already giving a P.T. Anderson movie starring Philip Seymour Hoffman about L. Ron Hubbard and the birth of Scientology nine billion stars out of four.”

Let’s see how long until Tumblr explodes with this one.

EXPLODE! EXPLODE!

gawkertv:

You thought Chucky was the only creepy doll you had to be afraid of? There is a whole gallery of weird commercials in our gallery at Gawker.TV

look,  baby peepee made the cut!

andrewford:

iamachilles:

The Landline produced a new video!  I’m in it!  Check it out!

Here’s a description:

After creating their first ever African American princess, Disney breaks new ground with a Jewish American Princess. Featuring Will Hines, Megan Neuringer, Achilles Stamatelaky, Daniel Spenser, Cecilia Lederer, Nicole Shabtai, Shannon Coffey, Katie Schorr, Steven Levine, Michael Antonucci, Joni Lotan, Andrew Ford, Jared Neumark and Devon Kensington. Written and directed by Daniel Spenser, Steven Levine and Michael Antonucci.

Another 4 seconds of Landline screen time for this hot guy!

Don’t forget about my 4 seconds!

Tue Dec 8
kristaduerrface: dearestlife: bruceape: (via killerparties) i could of made this post

kristaduerrface:

dearestlife:

bruceape:

(via killerparties)

i could of made this post

blakeley:

gawkertv:

Michael Bay’s Egregious Overuse of the “360 Degree Hero Shot”

Digg it!

(Via Gawker.TV)

The Michael Bay Shot: A Yoni Lotan Gawker Experience
bleakcomedy: “Mr. Lotan, the baby transplant was a complete success.” GPOY-BABYHEAD

bleakcomedy:

“Mr. Lotan, the baby transplant was a complete success.”

GPOY-BABYHEAD

Mon Dec 7
The Worst Fake Accents in Movie History

tallwhitney:

heyimanna:

My first Gawker byline— give her a clickity click, please?

Another great original video sees the light of day. Looks great, my dear!

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