the YONI-VERSE

"Incredible Tumblr"
- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"I love my sites, But "Yoni-Verse" is my fave!"
- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America

"When I read his site, I start to orgasm. hotatatat!"
- Maya Angelou, Poet
Tue Aug 12
"Yup! This photo is perfect! This is exactly how I want to promote the company that I have dedicated my life too."

"Yup! This photo is perfect! This is exactly how I want to promote the company that I have dedicated my life too."

Mon Aug 11
"Well well well, Detective. You found me….wish I can say the same for the remaining bodies."

"Well well well, Detective. You found me….wish I can say the same for the remaining bodies."

Wed Aug 6
Tue Aug 5
Tested the outer limits for today’s #projectstarbutts by calling myself “Minge”. I was unscathed.

Tested the outer limits for today’s #projectstarbutts by calling myself “Minge”. I was unscathed.

Fri Aug 1
"License To Chill" starts it’s Friday Run TONIGHT at 7:30 pm at @ucbtheatreny. Come start the weekend with our butts!

"License To Chill" starts it’s Friday Run TONIGHT at 7:30 pm at @ucbtheatreny. Come start the weekend with our butts!

Thu Jul 31
#tbt prom, 2005. OMG, what was I thinking?! 😊

#tbt prom, 2005. OMG, what was I thinking?! 😊

Wed Jul 30
"I am NOT an alien. I am a human. See, I am eating the chicken’s meat like a human does because I am one."

"I am NOT an alien. I am a human. See, I am eating the chicken’s meat like a human does because I am one."

Mon Jul 28
#projectstarbutts is back! And I’m so “Turnt” about it!

#projectstarbutts is back! And I’m so “Turnt” about it!

Tue Jul 22
Do you realize for years no one has noticed that David Schwimmer has been making this face in the now ICONIC “Friends drinking shakes” promotional photo…also unrelated, WW3 is definitely happening.

Do you realize for years no one has noticed that David Schwimmer has been making this face in the now ICONIC “Friends drinking shakes” promotional photo…also unrelated, WW3 is definitely happening.

Tue Jul 15
Where you go to complain about your “anal warts”.

Where you go to complain about your “anal warts”.