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Thu Apr 17
Just want to give a shout out to the hard working staff at ranker.com. Thank you for your contribution to LIFE.

Just want to give a shout out to the hard working staff at ranker.com. Thank you for your contribution to LIFE.

Wed Apr 9
Today is the PREMIER of “License To Chill“‘s Run at the UCB Theatre. Come and Experience the “Magic”. http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/31669

Today is the PREMIER of “License To Chill“‘s Run at the UCB Theatre. Come and Experience the “Magic”. http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/31669

Tue Apr 8
By far the WORST bathroom swastika I have ever seen….Step up your game, people who are still nazis!

By far the WORST bathroom swastika I have ever seen….Step up your game, people who are still nazis!

gilmoregurlz:

the show is thursday! come!

This show is super funny and a great experience. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

gilmoregurlz:

the show is thursday! come!

This show is super funny and a great experience. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

Mon Apr 7
As expected, people are outraged about the controversial decision to have “Cinderella” on Broadway.

As expected, people are outraged about the controversial decision to have “Cinderella” on Broadway.

Fri Apr 4
Today in my life, I rang the opening bell at the NYSE dressed up as a giant pizza for GRUB HUB inc. very happy that’s a real sentence I can say now.

Today in my life, I rang the opening bell at the NYSE dressed up as a giant pizza for GRUB HUB inc. very happy that’s a real sentence I can say now.

Sat Mar 29
This picture is a Tom Waits song

This picture is a Tom Waits song

Thu Mar 27
There’s an app called “How to French kiss your boyfriend” and it costs $1.99. I’d write a joke caption but that basic information will suffice.

There’s an app called “How to French kiss your boyfriend” and it costs $1.99. I’d write a joke caption but that basic information will suffice.

Wed Mar 26
I should of done a background check before hiring this carpenter on Craigslist.

I should of done a background check before hiring this carpenter on Craigslist.