the YONI-VERSE

"Incredible Tumblr"
- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"I love my sites, But "Yoni-Verse" is my fave!"
- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America

"When I read his site, I start to orgasm. hotatatat!"
- Maya Angelou, Poet
Thu Jul 31
#tbt prom, 2005. OMG, what was I thinking?! 😊

#tbt prom, 2005. OMG, what was I thinking?! 😊

Wed Jul 30
"I am NOT an alien. I am a human. See, I am eating the chicken’s meat like a human does because I am one."

"I am NOT an alien. I am a human. See, I am eating the chicken’s meat like a human does because I am one."

Mon Jul 28
#projectstarbutts is back! And I’m so “Turnt” about it!

#projectstarbutts is back! And I’m so “Turnt” about it!

Tue Jul 22
Do you realize for years no one has noticed that David Schwimmer has been making this face in the now ICONIC “Friends drinking shakes” promotional photo…also unrelated, WW3 is definitely happening.

Do you realize for years no one has noticed that David Schwimmer has been making this face in the now ICONIC “Friends drinking shakes” promotional photo…also unrelated, WW3 is definitely happening.

Tue Jul 15
Where you go to complain about your “anal warts”.

Where you go to complain about your “anal warts”.

Mon Jul 14
It’s official. “Ref In The City: PART 2” is up and running. New cards, faux pas-es! Watch it here: http://youtu.be/lcY3flIsb0w

It’s official. “Ref In The City: PART 2” is up and running. New cards, faux pas-es! Watch it here: http://youtu.be/lcY3flIsb0w

Sun Jul 13
A Sneak Peak of “Ref In The City: 2” which premiers TOMORROW. Watch the first one here: http://t.co/qQQvcJbKxs #WorldCup #refinthecity

A Sneak Peak of “Ref In The City: 2” which premiers TOMORROW. Watch the first one here: http://t.co/qQQvcJbKxs #WorldCup #refinthecity

Wed Jul 9
My “Ref in the City” vid was featured on the Today Show this morning. And apparently it made Carson Daly laugh. Which is great.   Watch it here: http://youtu.be/LIlll_3zh8s

My “Ref in the City” vid was featured on the Today Show this morning. And apparently it made Carson Daly laugh. Which is great. Watch it here: http://youtu.be/LIlll_3zh8s

Tue Jul 8

"Ref In The City" by: Yoni Lotan

I dressed up as a FIFA ref and walked around NY giving people red/yellow cards for doing things we ALL find annoying.

Please Give it a watch and possibly a re-post.

Thu Jul 3
#tbt I think middle school? Not sure. But god I look so young!

#tbt I think middle school? Not sure. But god I look so young!