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- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America

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- Maya Angelou, Poet
Wed Apr 23
"License To Chill" is TONIGHT! 8:00 PM, $5! At the UCB! (307 w. 26th street) Make a Rez here http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/31682

"License To Chill" is TONIGHT! 8:00 PM, $5! At the UCB! (307 w. 26th street) Make a Rez here http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/31682

Sun Apr 20
"And the best part of the neighborhood is that’s its only 2 stops on the L from grandmothers house."

"And the best part of the neighborhood is that’s its only 2 stops on the L from grandmothers house."

Sat Apr 19
itsgadman:

Nnnnnnnnnnnnice

Mr. Coool man!

itsgadman:

Nnnnnnnnnnnnice

Mr. Coool man!

(Source: omgawildcalebappears, via the-sam-chronicles)

"Oh, I got the #5, it’s a roast beef sandwich with a tiny plate of pancakes on top. It’s legit."

"Oh, I got the #5, it’s a roast beef sandwich with a tiny plate of pancakes on top. It’s legit."

Thu Apr 17
Just want to give a shout out to the hard working staff at ranker.com. Thank you for your contribution to LIFE.

Just want to give a shout out to the hard working staff at ranker.com. Thank you for your contribution to LIFE.

Wed Apr 9
Today is the PREMIER of “License To Chill“‘s Run at the UCB Theatre. Come and Experience the “Magic”. http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/31669

Today is the PREMIER of “License To Chill“‘s Run at the UCB Theatre. Come and Experience the “Magic”. http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/31669

Tue Apr 8
By far the WORST bathroom swastika I have ever seen….Step up your game, people who are still nazis!

By far the WORST bathroom swastika I have ever seen….Step up your game, people who are still nazis!

gilmoregurlz:

the show is thursday! come!

This show is super funny and a great experience. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

gilmoregurlz:

the show is thursday! come!

This show is super funny and a great experience. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

Mon Apr 7
As expected, people are outraged about the controversial decision to have “Cinderella” on Broadway.

As expected, people are outraged about the controversial decision to have “Cinderella” on Broadway.