the YONI-VERSE

"Incredible Tumblr"
- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"I love my sites, But "Yoni-Verse" is my fave!"
- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America

"When I read his site, I start to orgasm. hotatatat!"
- Maya Angelou, Poet
Sun Jun 15
#happyfathersday to my hero, my friend, my teacher, and sometimes my student (computers 😜). My light when it’s dark, My grass in the park. My life provider, My inspiration. I love you. #betteringredients

#happyfathersday to my hero, my friend, my teacher, and sometimes my student (computers 😜). My light when it’s dark, My grass in the park. My life provider, My inspiration. I love you. #betteringredients

Fri Jun 13
"Hey…umm…I’m like here to like umm…rape and pillage umm or like…something..heh…umm I’m the captain now :/."

"Hey…umm…I’m like here to like umm…rape and pillage umm or like…something..heh…umm I’m the captain now :/."

Thu Jun 12

#TBT last world cup I starred as VUVUZEULA GUY.

I blew the vuvuzeula in peoples faces….it was something to cherish.

Tue Jun 10
epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

(via thismorningontheharbour)

Mon Jun 9
A very dear friend passed away last Saturday. Her name was Healey Gabison and she was truly an incredible person. I can go on about how wonderful and caring she was but there’s not enough room on social media. I’d rather just tell you in person. In her honor, a bunch of friends and I built and dedicated a garden to her in the place that we all met, Camp Shomria. The night before it was built it, we had a bonfire there and shared our favorite Healey stories. Now, “Healeys Garden” is open and will continue to grow in her honor. If you’d like to donate a plant, message me on Facebook.

A very dear friend passed away last Saturday. Her name was Healey Gabison and she was truly an incredible person. I can go on about how wonderful and caring she was but there’s not enough room on social media. I’d rather just tell you in person. In her honor, a bunch of friends and I built and dedicated a garden to her in the place that we all met, Camp Shomria. The night before it was built it, we had a bonfire there and shared our favorite Healey stories. Now, “Healeys Garden” is open and will continue to grow in her honor. If you’d like to donate a plant, message me on Facebook.

Thu Jun 5

audivinity:

If I die young, bury me in satin

IF I DIE….BURY ME INSIDE A TWIX BAR…..IF I DIE BURY ME INSIDE A LOUIE STORE

(Source: lookatbanner, via actionjacksonlovesbbq)

Tue Jun 3

kirklarsen:

shortamonth:

Short A Month #3: The Greatest

Bill Bellamy is riding high as the World Record Society’s official World’s Best Farter, until new management comes in and moves to remove all “Qualitative Records” from the books. Bill attends a “Loser’s Gala” and attempts to find a new way of living from the ashes of his Professional Farting career.

Written & Directed by Kirk Larsen
Starring: Yoni Lotan, Dan Hodapp, Veronica Osorio, Dom Manzolillo, Avery Monsen, Amos Vernon, Mike Lane, Nunzio Randazzo, & Taylor Moore
Produced by Allison Anne Phillips, Maura Scully, Kirk Larsen
Director of Photography: Kenny Wu
Gaffer: Cody Schrock
Art Director: Allison Anne Phillips
Original Music: Matt Buechele
Graphics: Darren Miller & Kirk Larsen
Sound: Jeff Gaumer
Makeup: Emilia Adamkiewicz
Special Thanks to Maureen Petersen, Tim Jansen, Louis Galdieri, Daphne Eviatar, Vision Color, Mark Loucks, Olivia Gerke, & Gertrudis the Cat

This month’s Short A Month is live! Check it out boys and girls. There are a lot of farts in this.

I star in this short by the very talented Kirk Larsen. Please give it a watch.

Sat May 31
"I read in the times this place has an amazing brunch." Art design by @dr_nooch

"I read in the times this place has an amazing brunch." Art design by @dr_nooch

Fri May 30
#projectstarbutts, where I use the first weird name I think of for my Starbucks order is going smoothly. Today my name is “Putman”

#projectstarbutts, where I use the first weird name I think of for my Starbucks order is going smoothly. Today my name is “Putman”

Tue May 27
NEW PROJECT: From now on til forever, I will NEVER give my actual name to @starbucks. Instead I will shout out the first word that comes to my head. Today my name is “Kron”. Follow the journey at #starbutts

NEW PROJECT: From now on til forever, I will NEVER give my actual name to @starbucks. Instead I will shout out the first word that comes to my head. Today my name is “Kron”. Follow the journey at #starbutts