- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
"I love my sites, But "Yoni-Verse" is my fave!"
- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America
"When I read his site, I start to orgasm. hotatatat!"
- Maya Angelou, Poet
"Kathy, for the last time, you can’t dig up a body and bring it to couples game night. It’s fucking gross."
It’s a good thing the #superbowl is in NY because I always said Times Square could use 100,000 more screaming fat people.
"Outside the courts, the crowd here is getting rowdy over the jurys decision in the infamous ‘Pigeon Murder’ case."
Something pretty cool happened!
I got paid to write some promos for Vh1’s Super Bowl Blitz!
Here is one above! I know it’s no ROBERT FROST but it PAYS DA BILLS!
Tomorrow. 6pm. Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. It’s happening. Don’t be a fool.
"Considering the severity of the rash, she’s actually in high spirits. We’ll keep her in the hospital over night."
Ahh C’mon @buzzfeed! Are you serious? Well…I guess that makes sense?
this pisses me off so fucking mch how fukcing inept are you jesus christ
This is what it looks like when Aliens make breakfast on Earth.
#tbt Jesus, I was so #awkward.
Ok….just for a moment…I want you to imagine what it was like on this set….good…..I want you to imagine these two men in green spandex with their hoods off eating at the crafts services……good….