the YONI-VERSE

"Incredible Tumblr"
- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"I love my sites, But "Yoni-Verse" is my fave!"
- Joel Seigal, Good Morning America

"When I read his site, I start to orgasm. hotatatat!"
- Maya Angelou, Poet
Wed Aug 29

The following is an actual excerpt from the transcript for the above video. Thank You:

Crowd Cheers, A Woman, who apparently is from puerto rico enters stage, CROWD ERUPTS


Republican Delegates: BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHBAAAAAAAAAAAAABLLLAAAAAAAAH

Puerto Rican Woman: Thank Yo-

Republican Delegates: BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBAAAAAAAAAHHHGLAABBAAA USAAAAAYY USSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BLAAAAAAAAAAA USAAAAAYYY

Puerto Rican Woman: Sit do-

Republican Delegates: USSSSSSSSSAAYYY BLALLLLAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAARBBBAAHHAAAHHUSAY USAY! USAAAAAAY BLLLLLLLLLLLAAAARF BLAARF BLARF! BLARF! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF! BAAAAAAAAARFGS

Puerto Rican Woman: Ladies-

Crowd appears to get violent, All shaking their fists

Republican Delegates: USAAAAAYYYYY USAAAAAYY USAAAAAAY USAAAAY USAAAAAAAAAAAASGAALLLLLLLLBLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHLLLLLL

PR woman gives up

Puerto Rican Woman: USA! USA!

Republican Delegates: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA