Here in the YONI-VERSE

noonish: Three Caballeros is the shit. True dat. but...

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:49:38 -0500

noonish:

Three Caballeros is the shit.

True dat. but seriously, Donald Duck is pretty funny this one

tallwhitney: (via bestiario) its true, though

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:47:27 -0500

tallwhitney:

(via bestiario)

its true, though

andersonevans: Simpsons Musical Numbers @ Gawker.TV Phil...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:11:26 -0500

andersonevans:

Simpsons Musical Numbers @ Gawker.TV

Phil Hartmen will always be the best

Snoop Dogg on the Martha Stewart Show: The Video

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:48:44 -0500

Snoop Dogg on the Martha Stewart Show: The Video

Snoop Dogg on the Martha Stewart Show: an experince.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:44:21 -0500

So, for today for gawker I had to watch the Martha Stewart Show, in which Snoop Dogg was a guest and it was really weird. i will post the video later, for now, Here are some some quotes i picked off”

“Martha: Are you sure you can see in those dark glasses
(snoop takes off his glasses, possibly high, smiles)
Martha: Oh, now i see your eyes”

“Martha:Do you ever sing opera, snoop dogg?”

“Martha: here is 12 ounces of chocolate
(pours chocoloate in bowl)
Snoop Dogg: you sure those are 12 ounces
Martha: yes me measure it exatcly
Snoop: we got some ounces in the building

(Crowd Laughs and Applauses)”

“Martha: So what are you doing fo the holidays
Snoop Dogg: I’m going to Hawaii
Martha: lucky you, where?
Snoop Dogg: Maui-Wowee!”

jaclynalyse: yonilotan: mikeantonucci: (via jaclynalyse) I...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:04:58 -0500

jaclynalyse:

yonilotan:

mikeantonucci:

(via jaclynalyse)

I cant wait for AVATAR!

Yup. Knew this would happen.

THE GRAPHICS ARE SO REAL!

Company Party: 10:37 AM, Morning After

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:03:45 -0500

blakeley:

kateism:

fek:

There should be some kind of digital marathon clock above the elevator that just ticks away at the actual time. Our start time is 10:00 AM, and our CEO and his assistant are saying hello to everyone as they walk in. When I got here:

Sales Force: 0-4. Big win for them.

Interns: None. 0-at least 5. To be expected.

Editorial, including myself: 5-1. Shockingly. Our missing rank has a “court date,” whatever that means. But he was there when I left.

Sales Assistant: Fighting. Saw her on the L at 10:30, got out at 1st Ave, presumably to “call dinosaurs.” Walked in ten minutes after me.

HR/Business Management: Absent. Walked in at 11:26. Nice.

Tech: 4-3. Was too hungover to look back there until now and their numbers have yet to change. “None of us went,” one remarked.

Design: 2-3. Impressive.

Mohney: Nope. Walked in a little after 11 with his sunglasses on and some kind of breakfast sandwich in hand.

GAWKER, 10:51am:

RECEPTION: One (out of one… yeah Julia)

EDIT: One. Not even Gabriel!! That must mean we had a rager.

VIDEO: ~~Two. Besides all the interns. Good job Mike & Whitney!~~ Ohhh scratch that, Blakeley slides in right before the 11am mark FTW! Only dept with 100% besides the Julia department

TECH: Two.

SALES: Two. (To put into context, this is out of ten. But I give them mad props for even the two)

CREATIVE/AD OPS: Three…. we rock

ADMIN: ZERO… can i have a Kidder? or a Gaby? Denton? Anyone? Bueller?
I hope they sleep all day. They deserve it… thanks for a great party!!!!

I need coffee and a giant icewater kthx.

Gawker Video FTW!

I Do it for the ~~Money~~

mikeantonucci: (via jaclynalyse) I cant wait for AVATAR!

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:29:11 -0500

mikeantonucci:

(via jaclynalyse)

I cant wait for AVATAR!

thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Blow Your Mind To This...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:01:40 -0500

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Blow Your Mind To This of the Day: Get ready to feel really insignificant as you slowly make your way from a closeup of Tibet to the farthest reaches of the Known Universe, in this highly scientific mindfuck from the American Museum of Natural History’s Hayden Planetarium.

[via.]

okay, now im ready for avatar

steamclam: Ashira! Ashira! Ashira Adonai! (via...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:49:03 -0500

steamclam:

Ashira! Ashira! Ashira Adonai! (via steamclam)

Somehow this has 4000 views on utube.

ill tell you how…its GENIUS

(via mikeantonucci) I hope when i cheat on my wife, someone will...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:43:34 -0500

(via mikeantonucci)

I hope when i cheat on my wife, someone will make a porno of it

bohemea: Michael Imperioli, James Gandolfini & Edie Falco -...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:18:15 -0500

bohemea:

Michael Imperioli, James Gandolfini & Edie Falco - Entertainment Weekly by Michael O’Neill, July 2nd 1999

Greatest Of All Time

when people ask me whats like to be a young male in new york, I...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:21:43 -0500

when people ask me whats like to be a young male in new york, I just play this video for them

mehalicka: God gets a backstory this is very, very good

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:38:10 -0500

mehalicka:

God gets a backstory

this is very, very good

heyimanna: Oh ha ha ha Yoni wants to order “The Mile High...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:17:25 -0500

heyimanna:

Oh ha ha ha Yoni wants to order “The Mile High Club” but this photographer is too close and it would be too embarrassing for him.

oh fuck you, it had pomegranate vodka in it. that sounds awesome

List of My Favorite People.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:15:53 -0500

kristaduerrface:

mehalicka:

yonilotan:

Here is the list of my favorite people at this very moment:

1.) Snooki from Jersey Shore

2.) My Parents (count them as 1 person for fairness)

3.) Cam’ron

4.) James Gandolfini

5.) My Sisters

6.) My Girls

7.) My Girl (just one)

8.) My Boys (a few)

9.) Natalie Portman

10.) Karen O

11.) Drew Kaufman

12.) Andy Kaufman

List of My Favorite People.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:52:03 -0500

Here is the list of my favorite people at this very moment:

1.) Snooki from Jersey Shore

2.) My Parents (count them as 1 person for fairness)

3.) Cam’ron

4.) James Gandolfini

5.) My Sisters

heyimanna: andersonevans: mbyhoff: gawkertv: The Best Videos...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:11:10 -0500

heyimanna:

andersonevans:

mbyhoff:

gawkertv:

The Best Videos of 2009 in under 3 minutes!

A majestic accomplishment to say the least!

Digg It!

(Via Gawker.TV)

Today marks the 2nd year anniversary of the passing of my...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:59:00 -0500

Today marks the 2nd year anniversary of the passing of my grandmother, Agnes “Aggie” Shapiro. She was a beautiful person and soul, and I loved her very much. Many of the things I do today are for her.

noonish: (via redsuspenders) ever have that “everyone...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:02:35 -0500

noonish:

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ever have that “everyone looks at you because you laughed out loud in the middle of the school library” moment. I just had that because of this post. and its all because of that Toby Face on the bottom……TOBY!